1. Why is it that when the knees start to fail the only toilet stools you can find should be in a kindergarten lavatory?

2. Why is it that when you’re young you work to earn money to travel and then after you retire you’re too worn out or ill to go anywhere?

3. Why is it that you can actually lust after a dress or a suit then, after you buy it, it looks like crap on you?

4. Why is it that the vehicle you drive always makes a funny noise when you haven’t budgeted for a new one?

5. Why is it that when your bank is in another town the check you need to cash is in the mailbox when you return home?

6. Why is it that when you get invited to some kind of reunion a cold sore blooms full fledged on your face?

7. Why is it that when you purchase something you need it is on sale for 40% off next week?

8. Why is it that when you go to take the old cleaners, paint, and batteries to the drop off center you find out the hazard intake was last week?

9. Why is it that when you buy your grandson a ‘Happy Birthday Seven Year Old’ card he turns out to be eight?

10. Why is it that when the Doctor puts you on a new medication you read in the newspaper a month later that it turns your nose purple and your ears are going to fall off?

11. Why is it that we are all a day late and a dollar short?