AS I AGE!

The Doctor visits are over for this week but a change in medication means a 30 mile trip every three days until we know how the change is working. 

My brother called this morning to say he found another job.  That is one down and two to go.

I bought the Homespun yarn for my ‘sit on your butt and stay warm at night while watching TV’ sweater.  I’m not happy with the color but I know for my coloring it is good.  When SEB comes out this weekend to look at # 1 computer I should be able to take a picture to show you the color.  Until then it is climb the stairs to # 2 computer and stay in touch. 

An E-mail from an old friend brought these words of wisdom the other day.
                            Getting Old!
“Old” is when …you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
“Old” is when …“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
“Old” is when..“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“Old” is when..an “All-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
“Old” is when …your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love.”  And you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both”.
“Old” is when..your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“Old” is when …A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“Old” is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“Old” is when.. you don’t care where your spouse goes,  just as long as you don’t have to go along.
      So many are so true!!!!  Thank you Dar!

 

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About Momma

I'll be 77 in February. Mother of two sons and one daughter. ( Bloggers SEB and Cindyisms are two of them). Grandmother of three. Retired after 29 years+ at Michigan Bell Telephone and ten+ years with The Oakland Press. I was active with the telephone company union and a Dale Carnegie graduate.

0 thoughts on “AS I AGE!

  1. This one really had me laughing, especially about the “all nighter”.
    I must have been old at age 30, because the last pregnancy really made a mess down there.
    I have to hit the bathroom at least once a night ever since.

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