Comments on: Hollywood Squares http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/ The Golden Years Suck! Mon, 21 May 2012 19:36:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Momma http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/comment-page-1/#comment-1822 Momma Fri, 07 Oct 2005 20:35:37 +0000 http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/#comment-1822 <p><img src="http://jenkinsonline.net/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> Thanks Jeff.  Even after all these years I still sat here and laughed just a little more.  I miss that wit! </p> LOL Thanks Jeff.  Even after all these years I still sat here and laughed just a little more.  I miss that wit!

]]> By: Jeff http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/comment-page-1/#comment-1821 Jeff Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:43:55 +0000 http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/#comment-1821 <p>Here’s a few more…</p> <p>Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?</p> <p>Paul Lynde: Yes, but it still won’t go up to your apartment.</p> <p><br /> Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman?</p> <p>Redd Foxx: I wouldn’t have it any other way.</p> <p><br /> Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country?</p> <p>Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly.</p> <p><br /> Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?</p> <p>Charley Weaver: A divorcee.</p> <p><br /> Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was “one of the best things I ever did.” What was it?</p> <p>Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.</p> <p><br /> Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit?</p> <p>Joan Rivers: Yes. It’s daddy’s turn. </p> Here’s a few more…

Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?

Paul Lynde: Yes, but it still won’t go up to your apartment.

Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman?

Redd Foxx: I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country?

Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly.

Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?

Charley Weaver: A divorcee.

Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was “one of the best things I ever did.” What was it?

Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.

Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit?

Joan Rivers: Yes. It’s daddy’s turn.

]]> By: MrsDoF http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/comment-page-1/#comment-1820 MrsDoF Sat, 01 Oct 2005 16:58:58 +0000 http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/#comment-1820 <p>Aaww, Paul Lynde.  Loved that guy. </p> Aaww, Paul Lynde.  Loved that guy.

]]> By: Maria http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/comment-page-1/#comment-1819 Maria Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:27:11 +0000 http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/#comment-1819 <p>Too funny.  Thanks for sharing this quick one-liners.  I remember the program as it was a family favorite. </p> Too funny.  Thanks for sharing this quick one-liners.  I remember the program as it was a family favorite.

]]> By: ye ole teacher http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/comment-page-1/#comment-1818 ye ole teacher Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:26:53 +0000 http://mommascorner.com/2005/09/hollywood_squares/#comment-1818 <p>Thanks for cherring me up after a week of stress and worry!!! Love ya for the wonderful laughter. </p> Thanks for cherring me up after a week of stress and worry!!! Love ya for the wonderful laughter.

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