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Maria wrote: Wow! Looks like Christmas is just around the corner. I have finished my tree and decorated the house. Now I am getting ready to meet the family in Solvang for…[go]
Paula wrote: LOL! I feel the same, with the kids and everyone pitching in the dinner gets done. Thank God for good kids! I had to crash after our dinner too. The…[go]
Pammie wrote: Certainly looks festive at your house! (do they decorate other people’s houses, too??? hint, hint, wink) I really like the garland-stair railing…looks very professional! Glad your house is ‘beginning…[go]
caroline wrote: isn’t family wonderful happy holidays![go]
caroline wrote: so pretty!!! I hope your able to plow out tho![go]
MrsDoF wrote: Your inches of snow might be a bit deeper than what’s on my patio. Then again, your house is closer to the North Pole and Great Lakes. My…[go]
Maria wrote: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. However, my feet which have long memories of Minnesota winters and frost-bite are already ten degrees colder than the rest of my body.[go]
Pammie wrote: Sorry for the pain (for both you & Jay) but glad the ‘kids’ (HA! KIDS! I remember when they WERE kids!) stepped in to ‘pick up the slack’. Knowing you,…[go]
wrote: Well, it seems time has come for some of us to pass the wand! I too was not able to complete the task of sole cook and bottle washer for…[go]
MrsDoF wrote: Looks pretty typical of many families doing the holiday gathering thing.
You’ll be feeling better soon. . . I’m sure of it.
~~love and Huggs, Diane[go]
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Tuesday, August 26, 2003
You’ve heard the song “The Thrill is Gone,“ well for me it is the wood.
In summer heat with blue jeans, gloves and sweat shirt there I stood.
In left hand a cup of ice water, the trusty hose in my right.
I watch intently, warily as the bare ground comes into sight.
I bless my “Turbo Burner” and my family for having made it.
It does the job, with little smoke, working quickly when it’s lit.
But if I see another stick of wood within the next half year.
I warn you friend, it is for my back and sanity that I fear.
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Momma on 08/26 at 06:55 AM
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You heard Jackson Browne sing the laments of cocaine,
But my tale of woe is the use of propane.
I’m not knocking the product, four years now I’ve used it.
The pig has sat in my yard and I’ve never abused it.
This born and bred “city gal” prefers good old natural gas.
With no pipeline the only kind that’s natural comes out my ass.
But at the end of the tunnel, a light I can see
Good old CE is here to save my life, for a fee.
Eight thousand big ones is all that it’ll cost,
And if I can’t pay it then my firstborn is lost.
Yes my dear friends I used him as collateral.
His wife is upset, but that is quite natural.
Soon I won’t have to pick up the phone,
Call up the bank and get a new loan.
When I need heat I’ll just turn up the dial.
And sit watching it snow with a great big smile.
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Momma on 08/26 at 06:30 AM
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