Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Verdict Is In!!
Yep, today we found out that I have Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (or Disorder). In plain English I smoked too much for too long. Even though I quit over a year ago it doesn’t make any difference. So if you offend easily stop reading now.
Otherwise throw that fucking cigarette, pack, or carton away now. I have seen too many oxygen tanks in little black carryalls these last few years not to know that eventually I may have one tucked under one tit just to be able to breathe. That sure as hell don’t sound the least bit sexy to me. And there ain’t a one of you that I want to see that happen to either. So I’ll read a little about it, but basically I’m going to dwell on the sweet, funny side of things instead.
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