Thursday, May 05, 2005
Definitions
Subject: Definitions
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>READ SLOWLY. IT MAY TAKE A MOMENT FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE
>ARE RATHER CLEVER!
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> >>1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds.
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> >>2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
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> >>3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
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> >>4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
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> >>5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
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> >>6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
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> >>7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
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> >>8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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> >>9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
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> >>10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
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> >>11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
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> >>12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
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> >>13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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> >>14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
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> >>15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
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> >>16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
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> >>17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
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> >>18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
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> >>19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
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> >>20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
Thank you Shane!
Bad Parenting!
With the hype of the upcoming Mother’s Day. This just tickled me no end. Thanks Nancy!