Thursday, June 23, 2005
YOU MIGHT BE (or have been) A SCHOOL EMPLOYEE
With so many teachers in my life I couldn’t pass posting this gem from Skyline. Sure does hit a soft (or is that sore) spot !!!!
1. You believe the playground should be equipped
with a Ritalin salt lick.
2. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must
be nice to work 8 to
3:20 and have summers free.”
3. You can tell if it’s a full moon without looking
outside.
4. You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its
own check box on a
report card.
5. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall
you if anyone says,
“Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.”
6. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your
fingers at children
you do not know and correct their behavior.
7. You have no social life between August and June.
8. Marking all A’s on report cards would make your
life SO easy.
9. You think people should be required to get a
government permit before
being allowed to reproduce.
10. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to
reproduce.
11. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to
the staff room as the
“lounge”.
12. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into
charter schools or Home
Schooling.
13. You can’t have children because there’s no name
you could give a child
that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the
moment you heard it.
14. You think caffeine should be available in
intravenous form.
15. You know you are in for a major project when a
parent says, “I have a
great idea I’d like to discuss. I think it would be
such fun.”
16. Meeting a child’s parent instantly answers the
question, “Why is this
kid like this?”
-Isn’t it scary that MOST of these are
TRUE???
