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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
A few key thoughts for 2005:
12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two states: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother you for weeks.
8 . Some people are like Slinkies......not really good for anything, so you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel pretty damn stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue… I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare, Friends who Care!
Thank you Pam and Sally!
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Momma on 08/16 at 05:38 AM
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