Saturday, August 20, 2005
“It Only Takes A Moment”
This was featured on our diabetic site, no name or author.
It only takes a moment
To reach out to be a friend
But to one who needs you—
The memory never ends.
A simple act of kindness
To a person you don’t know
May plant a seed of friendship
That for them will always grow.
We sometimes lose perspective
Of the difference we can make,
When we care more of our giving
And care less of what we take.
So remember that your actions
May help change a life someday.
Always think about the person
That you meet along your way.
For it only takes a moment
To reach out to be a friend,
But to the one who needs you—
The memory never ends.
Another gem shared with us fom Pam
PUN-ishment Old and New!
1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
2. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.
13. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
14. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
25. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
30. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
31. Bakers share bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
32. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
...and the beat goes on!
Thanks Pam for sharing!