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Maria wrote: Wow! Looks like Christmas is just around the corner. I have finished my tree and decorated the house. Now I am getting ready to meet the family in Solvang for…[go]
Paula wrote: LOL! I feel the same, with the kids and everyone pitching in the dinner gets done. Thank God for good kids! I had to crash after our dinner too. The…[go]
Pammie wrote: Certainly looks festive at your house! (do they decorate other people’s houses, too??? hint, hint, wink) I really like the garland-stair railing…looks very professional! Glad your house is ‘beginning…[go]
caroline wrote: isn’t family wonderful happy holidays![go]
caroline wrote: so pretty!!! I hope your able to plow out tho![go]
MrsDoF wrote: Your inches of snow might be a bit deeper than what’s on my patio. Then again, your house is closer to the North Pole and Great Lakes. My…[go]
Maria wrote: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. However, my feet which have long memories of Minnesota winters and frost-bite are already ten degrees colder than the rest of my body.[go]
Pammie wrote: Sorry for the pain (for both you & Jay) but glad the ‘kids’ (HA! KIDS! I remember when they WERE kids!) stepped in to ‘pick up the slack’. Knowing you,…[go]
wrote: Well, it seems time has come for some of us to pass the wand! I too was not able to complete the task of sole cook and bottle washer for…[go]
MrsDoF wrote: Looks pretty typical of many families doing the holiday gathering thing.
You’ll be feeling better soon. . . I’m sure of it.
~~love and Huggs, Diane[go]
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Saturday, March 25, 2006
Jay Axsom found this little gem while reading The Allotment Lady’s Blog from Norfolk in England. Hope you enjoy it!
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished inn it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze you lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
Jerry Zar, 1992
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Momma on 03/25 at 08:51 AM
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