Tuesday, April 01, 2008
This Is Good!
What was that incessant racket? What time is it? It’s the phone. Why isn’t Molly getting it? I hired her because she seemed to be very capable. It is stll ringing! OK throw back the satin comforter, crawl out of my nice warm bed and leave Randy to snooze on! I have to answer the damn phone!
“ Mrs. Axsom ?”
“Yes.”
“This is Allan Stone from the First Third Savings and Loaning”.
“Yes Mr. Stone”.
“ Well I thought I had better call you due to the unusal circumstances that occurred this morning”.
“ Yes Mr. Stone it is indeed morning--8 am to be exact.”
“ Yes well I need --”
“ You need to get off the telephone and call my lawyer if there is a problem.”
“ It actually isn’t a problem, you see”
“No I don’t see,actually I don’t even think at 8 am in the morning”.
“ I’m sorry Mrs. Axsom but I need to know which account you want the Million dollars deposited in.”
Then it hit me! Molly is my cat not not my capable maid. Also Randy isn’t my hunk but actually Brandy my dog and she does sleep with me.
“ It is April Fools Day”, damn!”
