Sunday, September 14, 2008
Picture This!
But not just one bad day—-at least three or four so I am requesting that all right handed people form a long line at the right. Now all left handed people line up on the left hand side. When you are ready raise your foot and plant a swift one in my ass. I’m serious—-I have sat here for the last few days saying my foot hurts, I can’t think straight, things are not getting better. All negative and very convenient for a sad sack to wallow in. So after this luxury of feeling sorry for myself (all unnecessarily I must add.) it is time to as they used to say straighten up and fly right!!!.
Jay’s shoulder with the new stent in it is giving him some pain also so we are a really sad couple of complainers.
Cindy just called and said if she felt up to it she would be up Thursday to bring a little sunshine into my day and also beat me at a card game. I miss the visitors but I also find it difficult to cope with them if they are here.
Well it is pushing 6:00 pm and I’ve made up my mind to make supper. So I close with thought.—It is better to pee down the right leg into your slipper than the left into your cast which is hard to control without a penis. Now sit and picture that for a while—-are you smiling yet?????
I’m going to start supper now.
